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There you are, front and centre, nose squished to glass, eyes bigger than a layer cake.
"What can I get for a dollar?" you ask the bakery server.
"Well, you can get a neenish tart, a small hedgehog slice or two crackles," she says.
Oh, the humanity! What to choose?
Of course, you choose the crackles, because two are always better than one. But wouldn't it be nice to have them all?
Let's have them all.
Despite s, the very-sweet, very-Aussie is not named after home cook Ruby Neenish from Grong Grong. The origin of the bi-colour icing shortbread tart is sketchy at best. Someone, somewhere in Australia once made a shortbread pastry, filled it with jam (perhaps) and iced it 50/50. So, the who is unknown, but the why has been answered for generations in one, big sugar-fused bite.
If your bakery made a continental slice, you were winning. Not quite as popular as the snot block or hedgehog, getting your hands on a continental was slim pickings in some suburbs. When you found one, you sucked the custard out from between the chocolate layers, opened your mouth and showed your brother. What can you say? A layer of custard makes people do strange things.
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